How To Forge Signatures

Ha, ha. So you got your end-of-term math test back, and it turns out you recieved a 50% and need a parents signature. Yeah, right! No one here can tell me that they haven't at least THOUGHT about forging a signature at least once. So, here is a complete guide to all of your handwriting forgery needs.

The "Other" Parent: Now, this is a bit tricky. A teacher will know to look at a signature if it's on a detention slip or a failed paper. Now, it's easiest to forge a few papers, maybe with your "fathers" sig. You can make it look however you want, just DON'T PRINT! No adults do that. Then, if you get a really bad grade, or something that you need a guardian sig on, just do the "other" parent's name. My mom was in Florida. ;)

Real Signature: Okay. So you need a certain person to sign something. But they just can't see the paper! So here is how to do it. First: get a paper that this person has signed before. Second: Examine it closely. The exact way their letters slant, how the dots on their i's are shaped. Third: Forge it. Follow the lines exactly! Another way to do this is hold the first real sig underneath where you are going to put the forgery. Then hold this up to the window and trace the sig.

Initials: You could do these the above way. That's the best idea if the initial is under another one by the same person. Actually, it's probably the best way anyway!

So, now you know my secrets. Dear me. I will have to post on how to forge handwriting. :) ALSO: Check out my new link-list of my How To posts! Now all of my expertise is at your fingertips. Use it wisely.