Things that Annoy the Mastermind

Okay, if you know me in person you are probably thinking "Oh no, I don't have time for this. She is SO paranoid!" (Stop singing Eliana!) So maybe I have a few slightly unreasonable pet peeves. Oh stinking well.

1. People who wear bright blue mascara/eyeliner and only (literally only) clothes that say "HOLLISTER" in huge letters across them. (I'm talking pants, shirt, everything. Not joking one bit.) You know who you are.

2. Math.

3. When my partner in crime moves to Texas. *Sniffle*

4. Certain private school students. You know who you are. So rude, obnoxious, think they own the town when they just planted their freaking butts down here. UGH.

5. When people are over dramatic about their headache.

6. When it's relatively quiet and somebody near me starts tapping on the table. And then especially when they don't stop, just start doing it louder to bother me. Stop it.

7. The smell of hard-boiled eggs. And the people who have eaten them. And, ugh, the air that passes through the people who have eaten them.

8. A group of five-year-old boys that suddenly decide that they love you and follow you everywhere at camp and show it by hitting, kicking, and using nail polish on you when you aren't awake. "It's fingernail polish, boys, not finger polish."

9. Being forced to eat the broccoli stalks.

10. When your best friend leaves you at this camp to be devoured by the five-year-old boys.

Uhhhhhh. Now I feel depressed. Time for Spongebob.