How To Be Fearsome

Ever wished that you looked scary? That people wouldn't come bother you or bully you, because they were scared of you? Well, it's easy to build an appearance that would scare away a member of the mafia.





CLOTHES


Black. As I am absolutely sure, you all have a good amount of black clothing in your wardrobe. Now, black is well and good, but it's even better with a heavy military-style cargo vest over it. Pinning random, small, dangerous-looking metal objects onto the jacket and filling the pockets with random heavy things to look like your loaded and dangerous. (No guns, too fake.) Baggy black jeans and a black long-sleeve shirt complete the "look".





MAKE-UP/HAIR:


Making yourself look like you have purple bags under your eyes is VERY forbidding. Some plum/gray eyeshadow under your eyes makes you look exhausted and short-tempered. Some really dark reddish eyeliner under your eyes makes it even better! Some dark eyeshadow very lightly brushed with a blush brush over the hollows of your cheeks, to make the hollows look hollow-er. (Not too much or youll look like a Halloween display!) As for hair, brush it so it's partly in your face. Whatever you do, dont pull it back or out of your face!





ATTITUDE:

Duh. Don't smile, except maybe a random sneaky-looking one, as if you're thinking of something sinister. }:) Don't raise your eyes to meet anyone's, but if somebody tries to talk to you, lock eyes with them and imagine icicles are going from your eyes into their pupils. Set your jaw. Look dangerous. Slump while you walk, drag your feet. Keep your hands in your pockets, it's mysterious.



Good Luck! And wish me some too, because I'm getting ready to go lay violin at a stupid school concert. Yay. Maybe I could look scary there, too......;)