How to Fool Adults into Thinking you are an Angel

Yes, there is always that one sucking up, way to sweet, bratty little thing in one of your classes. Everyone may hate their guts, but there are those times when you would just love to be in their shoes. Here is how to be an angel. (In adults eyes!)

• Smile A good, sweet little kid grin wil make anyone over 50 melt into plyable butter. But don't try this with younger victims, (20-45,) they will easily spot that it is a fake. On them try a more mellow, shy, no-teeth showing, little smile. If you're under 15 try to have your head bent downwards a little, and your eyes looking up at the victim. Try to find a few tears.
• Clean In the sense of a verb and an adjective. Clean and be clean. The above won't work if you are dressed in rags and smell like day old sweat socks. Also make sure everything around you is neat as a pin, and constantly neaten and tidy up whil conversing.
• Fluffy purple dress If you are a girl, go with a sweet, I would never ever wear this if I wasn't doing this, pastel colored dress. Boys should wear slacks and a button down shirt, tucked in. (Yick!) This works only on adult women, and men that are over 50. For guys, girls should wear a more mellowed down dress. And boys wear normal boy clothes.

Try not to puke! Or swear! Or grimace! (those are my problems with this!)