How to Keep a Secret

All of us, at one time or another, have had a secret to keep. Whether it was one of your own, or someone elses, it's hard to keep them. So I have ever so kindly posted this.

• Old Tricks. It's an old trick to count to four before telling a secret. Nonetheless, I have found it a great tactic to contain myself from revealing something I would have regretted later. Also an old trick that I haven't found nearly as useful, tell it into a seashell, and throw it into a lake.

• Don't accept Secrets. Secrets are easier to tell when thy're not your own. An easy way to prevent telling is to tell your friend or accomplice not to tell you this secret because you are a lying, cheating, backstabbing little brat. Or you could listen and then tape your mouth with masking tape.

• Protect your Privacy. I could write a whole section on personal privacy, it is so important. For instance, here on my blogs I barely give you any info about myself here. Ha! What's my name? What Hieght am I? Where do I live? You know nothing... and no secrets.