Account Hacking

I am telling you now: if any of you go getting arrested for hacking onto accounts, I am not responsible.

Well, now that we've gotten the fun stuff out of the way, let's move on. If you need to hack into someone's account, it's pretty simple. Once, when I was younger, I told a friend my password for a Neopets account, so I could prove that I really DID have as much virtual cash as I said. The next day, the password had been changed, but not by me. I used secret ways to force it out of her, and never have I made the mistake again, for anything secret. I'm just glad it was . a silly account
Anyway, the one method that I've used and used many times, is this.

Step 1: Offer this person an account on some silly site that you know they won't go on, but nag until they say "fine". Then offer to make the account for them. Ask them which username and password they will want. If they aren't TOO cautious or protective, (or even just not so bright,) they will drearily tell you. Make the account, and act excited for them.

Step 2: Try this password, or variations of this password (e.g. orange, oranges, orange juice, or orange1, orange11, orange2, etc.) with the username (which you should already know) on the site that needs to be hacked. Often, the same password, or variations of it, are used on all or most of their accounts.

Step 3: Make sure not to ever let them catch on to the fact that you know their password! Be discreet, for god's sake! If you need to delete the email telling them that you were the one that broke it, because you found the perfect alibi- just delete it and keep the password in records for future emergencies. Don't go screwing around with everything just for the thrill of it. That's just STUPID.

No, it won't work on me!