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Monday, July 7, 2008

IMPORTANT NEED-TO-KNOW FACT OF THE DAY:
















You can eat your crocs if necassary in a shortage of food. Yes, "crocs" (a very popular old fad in america, shown above) are edible, but, ah, they don't taste all that great.

Yeah, and, they aren't all that awesomely healthy (Bloodflow, non-stink feet, all bullshit) either: Apparently there have been countless episodes where an innocent escalator-riding kid has had their croc swallowed up by the machine, with their foot still in it. Yikes!

13 comments:

liltomboyblue11;) said...

aaak! i hate those escalator stories....

Anonymous said...

Do they have to be brand name crocs? 'Cause I've got non-brand name crocs.

Anonymous said...

What about the ones from Airwalk? Do they count too?

International Mastermind said...

Hazel & Nellie...
I am not quite sure, all I know is that real crocs are edible. Maybe you shuld hold off on eating those shoes until we're sure....;)

bloody awful poetry said...

You can EAT crocs? Jeebs!That's just another business angle for them croc-making people now.

Anonymous said...

I hate crocs theyre horrible i cant stand them. it will be fun eating them

Anonymous said...

Look at this! It's true about the escalators! Hiyayiyayi!

International Mastermind said...

Very cool Hazel! That article has loads more info than the source I got it from. *blush* Gotta love Snopes!

WARNING: Don't read that article if you are a paranoid freak that loves to wear crocs on the escalator. ;) No, seriously.

Random Irregular said...

Crocs. *snap*
I've heard about the elevator thing about three times. And it's always been little kiddies being swallowed up with their mothers staring in horror.

Thumb Biter said...

Ew, gross.
Unfortunately [or fortunately? haha.], I don't own any crocs.
By the way, I just started a new blog, and I don't know how to get the most recent posts at the top. Help! Thanks.

liltomboyblue11;) said...

Jin Ai: nice blog. I just checked it out... very cool.

Thumb Biter said...

liltomboyblue: Thanks! :)

liltomboyblue11;) said...

Your welcome!!!