Travel Log

Sorry that I couldn't blog yesterday, an enemy was attempting to track my whereabouts by bugging my laptop, so I was forced to burn it and use this one.
The beach is good for three types of people. Fat old ladies looking for "rest and relaxation", teenage girls in tiny bikinis looking for a tan, and teenage boys looking at the girls in tiny bikinis. I am surrounded by french speaking foreigners, actually, my comrade almost blabbered my whole plan (top secret) to two little girls. Luckily, I found that they didn't understand a word of English. I do not think my enemy knows where I am, but I will be taking precautions. Meanwhile, check out the useful tips above.