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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Earth Day!



Yup. April 22 is undoubtedly Earth Day. Earth to the Treehuggers! ( I myself have hugged a few trees in my day.) No, if you are using "Earth to" to wake someone up or get their attention, it would be more like "Earth to EVERY-STINKIN-ONE ELSE!"

I'm sure that you guys are stuffed with all the "You are killing the world!" stuff. But their are a few good ways to be a good little earthling.

1. Watch what you eat!
No, I'm not telling yo to go on a diet. I'm sure that most of you know by now that I am a vegitarian for the rights of animals. (They are treated TERRIBLY in meat farms! URGH!) Whew. Calming down. Anyway, by eating less meat, or meat from all-organic farms, then you are helping the animal part of earth's inhabitants.

2. Recycle. Duh.
Is there more explanation needed? Reuse, reduce recycle. Turn the too-short pair of jeans into shorts. Stop using styrooam that never will go back into the ground at the landfill. And put the empty carton of (all-organic?) juice that you finished and are looking at wishing you could telepathically fill it up into the recycling bin. The three Rs. Live them, love them, DO THEM. Or a certain angry mastermind will track ya down.

3. The Annoying list of Little Things that everyone is too lazy to do.

Turn off lights when you don't need them or when you leave a room.

Conserve water by switching off the faucet when you don't need it.

Reduce that shower time to a half hour. Take a bath if you need hours of soaking.

Shut down this computer when you're done reading this.

Unplug the things that aren't being used, (Toaster, Coffee maker, blender, evil torture devices, etc.)

Don't litter. Get your butt up and find a trash can. if you can't, think: Why do I have two hands?

Hybrids for all? Naw, I guess we're going too far there.

Anyway, have a good Earth Day. (Though if you are like me it's a day of guilt for laziness) My idea is coming...

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

If we find an alternative natural fuel that is abundant then the whole process will start again. The demand for the fuel will grow and with it the prices. Not to mention that It would take an extremely long time to get all the gas cars off the road completely.

Anonymous said...

i'm so lazy, i don't want to log in!we had to write something like this for homework. sorry if u get kinda confused!
"Many people enjoy riding bicycles. Many people are brain-damaged.

How does this happen? The simple reason is: most people don’t care to wear their bicycle helmets. Why do they oppose wearing helmets? The reason some people don’t like to wear them is because they are ‘uncomfortable’ (that isn’t even true!) or because helmets will mess-up their hair (would you rather be fashionable and dead or have somewhat weird hair (it takes about a minute to fix!) and be safe).


So? What’s wrong with not wearing a bicycle helmet So you want to get a concussion, fine with me!
Why do ineed to wear one anywas, what could happen? (first I recommend fixing your spelling skills) Well if you happen to fall, you could get a concussion.
What’s a concussion? And what does FN mean when she says ‘satisfying concussion’ a concussion is when the soft tissue of the brain bumps again the skull. Basically, your brain gets bruised. Please don’t ask me what a ‘satisfying concussion’ is, go ask FN.
What’s wrong about a concussion, it sounds like it would be totally fun to get one! Are you sure you don’t already have a concussion? Some concussions don’t take time to heal, they can get better. But some concussions can make you dizzy, black out, or feel confused. If something like this happens, consult a docter.
Can anything else happen if you don’t wear a bicycle helmet?: Yes, let’s assume you fall off your bike headfirst onto a rock. Your head cracks open and blood spurts everywhere. Your brain might be broken.
Sooo… How exactly does a helmet work? A helmet has a soft spongy part that cushions your head when you fall, it helps minimize injury to the head.
CoOol! My doctor gave me a concushunn! …No comment…"

Muslim Irregular said...

Well, i can't say no to eating meat (since it's considered haram too)
but i don't eat pig.

here are few more that u probably included:

1. if you live close enough, just walk or ride a bicycle to school!
2. your freind lives a couple of houses away. walk!
3.you live close to other people who go to your school, carpool!



sooooooo that's all i could think of!



bye!

bloody awful poetry said...

Happy Earth Day to you!!

Well I'm proud to say I do most of the things on this here list =)
Except the hybrid cars and the eating less meat.
But I'll work on it!
Not the hybrid..that really is going too far.

Mai Selffe said...

You know, pork has a lot of stuff in it that's bad for you. Yeah, it has a lot of fat and cholesterol (Foofoo, rmember atheroscelorosis?) but it has, for instance the trichina worm, harmful to human health.

International Mastermind said...

Wow, you guys! Better then i thought. (No offense!) Wowza.
Nice, Foofoo! Did you write it?

Anonymous said...

you just had to remind about the atherosclerosis!

FN da World Dictator said...

Use public transport (like the transit)

Not using Hairspray (those have CFCS)

Not breaking flourescent lightbulbs (you don't want to know why)

That's it. Yeah. Blah

Anonymous said...

I use public transport EVERY DAY! I am PERFECT!!! *sticks nose in air*

(It's really boring and I hate it!)

That's really funny, Foofoo!

Anonymous said...

Any more winners?

Mai Selffe said...

Ugh...Hairspray! I hate it! I wear hijab anyways so I don't need it. I knew it was evil!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, i had to write it all for science class


i just thought that looked so weird that i was repling to Mai Salffe, and it looked like i was replying to IM!

International Mastermind said...

Do you think watching the movie Hairspray could damage the world, too??? JK.
Yeah, I'm a loser who rides the school bus every morning. It can get pretty interesting...I have proved my theory that males can be amused by anything, (such as making their fingers 'walk' and then making gunshot and exploding noises)
Anyway, so my friend did the thing where she gets an email everytime anyone comments on a certain post. I saw 'FN da world dictator' in her inbox, and almost had a spaz-out thinking that you two were connected in some way! :D

insanewriter said...

I was already logged in (so that still means i'm lazy....) because i was going to update my blog (wait, do i need to even say this!)

and i was just wondereing what this 'idea' is. is it going to something like the 50 thing?

insanewriter said...

IM, can you visit my blog? i'm getting the feeling that nobody is even looking at, much less reading it! alonededness.....


even FN, my best freind who sees me every day, won't go on their because she just 'forgets'!!!!!!


eeeeeeeeeeek!













if FN knew somebody, they would probably be very strange (emphasis on very). and no, this is not rude! because we're both strange!!!(no, not everybody who's reading this comment! i'm talking about FN and me!)

Muslim Irregular said...

hey, i just thought of something else!



what about: don't waste food? so that when you buy mounds of groceries, you actually use them?

is that good? I remember that when i went to public school, there would be mounds of uneaten food in the trash!

Anonymous said...

Hey i only just found your blog through th kiki strike your blog is pretty good from what i have read so far but i wanted to ask you a question about something
What to do if you are being followed?
i did a few obvious thing ducked into a public place and tried to lose them in the crowd but then i noticed there was more than one of them luckily i had extra clothes in my bag went into the bathroom put my hair up into a really tight pony tail changeing my looks took of my jacket and put on my fake glasses and slouched when i walked out . but the thing is i was wondering if you could think of any obvious way to tell if someone is following you beside the shop windows and old tie your shoe lace and i f you could think of any other ways to lose them if they find and follow me again?

Anonymous said...

Auralia Fire:
How come everybody's life is excitinger than mine?? waaaah!
I hope they don't catch you!

Anonymous said...

International Mastermind, i'm sure you will love this game!


http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/Super-Chick-Sisters.html

Anonymous said...

you've disapeard into hiding, haven't you! T-T

Kirsten Miller said...

Hey IM,

Take a look at the comments from todays post on portaledges. Someone thinks they "found" you. If you want me to take it off, I will.

liltomboyblue11;) said...

i know this is late 4 earth day, but there are other that you can do. i am a vegetarian, by the way.... i hav been 1 my whole life. moving on..

1. badger your parents into it!

2. use energy efficient lightbulbs

3. tell your friends about it

4. use rechareable batteries!!!!

Zodiac girls said...

HAPPY LATE EARTH DAY MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to saw stop using hairspray! It's eating or world! I say we bann it!