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Friday, May 16, 2008

A Story by Foofoo

I didn’t remember telling anybody about the application, but in this apartment building--- news spreads like jam on bread.
“Here’s the letter I got today.” I said, handing the envelope to Mrs. Ellelai. Scanning the letter quickly, she smiled.
“Congratulations Rena. Have some cookies.”
“Thanks, Mrs. Ellelai!”
Everyone in the apartment building knew that Mrs. Ellelai’s baking was the best. I sat down on one of the wooden chairs, the whole apartment smelled like cake and frosting---wonderful and warm. Mrs. Ellelai brought a plate stacked with three cookies and a glass of cold milk and set it down on the table. She sat down opposite me with a cup of hot tea. Slowly sipping the brown steaming liquid, she asked:“When are you starting work?”
“On the third.” I replied, and then bit into a cookie. The cookie was so moist and sweet and peanut buttery and sort of salty and chewy and...just good! I downed the glass of milk quickly.
“Oh noooo….” I moaned.
“What’s wrong?” Mrs. Ellelai asked in a worried tone.
“I just remembered that Mom told me to do the dishes. We’re having guests over.”
“Oh. Would you like me to pack the cookies for you?”
“Thank you so much.”
After Mrs. Ellelai packed up the cookies, I dashed up the stairs to the sixth floor. Entering the kitchen, I almost had a heart attack.
The sink was a mess. There were plates coated with the remnants of today’s breakfast and yesterday’s dinner. Jam and maple syrup were crusting on plates. Soggy cereal emitted a horrifying scent, reminiscent of molding cheese and week old laundry. Potato peels were strewn about, as if they were confetti. Some even lay on the floor. Glasses filled with strange concoctions of soda, dirty dish water, tea and milk towered high on the counter tops. A pot filled with water and what looked like slime was tipped over onto the counter. How was I to wash dishes that were as dirty as this?
I reached for the slimy pot and turned on the sink.
Big mistake.
Water flooded onto the countertops and sinks. A smell like rotting rat was hanging in the air. That for sure meant that using the sink was not possible. Holding the slime coated pot, I ran to the bathroom, hoping that the vile liquid inside would not spill on the carpeting.Safe. I reached the tub without spilling a drop. I sighed with relief, then got to business.After about what seemed like three hours, all the pots, pans, plates, bowls, and spoons were in the dishwasher or stored safely on the shelves; my arms ached. But, there were still the kitchen countertops to clean. And they were a mess.That took about another hour. While I was cleaning, I wondered: why didn’t I just be a maid, instead of an illustrator, since I seem to be pretty good at that. Of course I didn’t mean it, though I did seem to have all the qualifications (washing dishes, vacuuming, sweeping, cooking, polishing, laundry, and babysitting.). The career of my choice would have rather been a detective (move over Nancy Drew!)
After the countertops sparkled like water reflecting off ocean water, I felt my job was done here. I hurried to my parents’ room.
I found my mother sitting at the cramped little corner desk, working on the computer.
“Done!” I announced, like a little kid who finished eating a serving of mac’n’cheese. “Who’s coming over, anyways?”
“Oh, I invited that one friend of yours and her family. What was her name again...Penny.” She replied, still typing furiously and keeping her eyes on the monitor.
Oh.” I said, letting the fact sink in that one of the most obnoxious girls would be at my house for hours. I left the room, thinking about what I could do.
I could not lock myself up in my room, there was no lock (and it would be really mean. Anyways, Penny would talk to me through the door, as if it wasn’t there.) I didn't have much hope.

*applause* Great job, Foofoo! I just made a few slight spelling, punctuation, and minor itty-bitty changes. Wow! I love the "like a little kid who just finished a serving of mac 'n cheese". Fabulous. Well, post more later!!!

13 comments:

bloody awful poetry said...

*claps* That was fun! Is there a second part to it?

Random Irregular said...

Fabulistic!
Is this fan fic thoguh. I get the story but I don't get what it is.
More please...

Anonymous said...

tat was some of the story from the middle of it, so that's why it was all strange like that! theres more to it.

thanks BAP and RI!!!

insanewriter said...

okay, so this is the whole entire thing i have so far!it probably makes more sense now!



My dad placed a pile of mail on the table. Skimming through it, he noticed a envelope addressed to ‘Rena P. Brown’, me.
“Isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for?” Dad said, handing the letter to me. I ripped into the envelope excitedly. Paper flew everywhere. The paper was folded into thirds. I read:

“To Miss Rena P. Brown,
dotPublishers would like to welcome you to our staff. We hope that you will enjoy working with us, as an illustrator for picture books.
You will begin work on the third of June at our main building. The building is located at the intersection of Green Avenue and 55 1/2 Street.
You will be working for Ms. F.N. de Blewh, a first time author. You will illustrate her book entitled ‘Word Domination’. Ms. de Blewh is very glad to have your assistance.

Signed.





I shrieked with happiness. Taking those art lessons had paid off! Well, I could already draw well and those art lessons were very boring, but I had needed those picky-things called ‘qualifications’. The only reason I had applied for this job was cuz’ I needed something to do over the summer. And I needed to escape from Penny. She had been following me around since we got kidnapped. And she talked a lot lot lot lot lot….

I ran to the second story of our apartment building, to Mrs. Ellelai’s door. The door swung open immediately.

“I’ve been expecting you Rena!” Mrs. Ellelai said happily, herding me into her kitchen. There was a fresh batch of peanut butter cookies cooling on the table. She really had been expecting me! She asked me about the job application I had sent three weeks ago.

I didn’t remember telling anybody about the application, but in this apartment building--- news spreads like jam on bread.

“here’s the letter I got today.” I said, handing the envelope to Mrs. Ellelai. Scanning the letter quickly, she smiled.
“Congratulations Rena. Have some cookies.”
“Thanks, Mrs. Ellelai!” everyone in the apartment building knew that Mrs. Ellelai’s baking was the best. I sat down on one of the wooden chairs, the whole apartment smelled like cake and frosting---wonderful and warm. Mrs. Ellelai brought a plate stacked with three cookies and a glass of cold milk and set it down on the table. She sat down opposite me with a cup of hot tea. Slowly sipping the brown steaming liquid, she asked:
“When are you starting work?”
“On the third.” I replied, and then bit into a cookie. The cookie was soo moist and sweet and peanut buttery and sort of salty and chewy and just good! I downed the glass of milk quickly.
“Oh noooo….” I moaned.
“What’s wrong?” Mrs. Ellelai asked in a worried tone.
“ I just remembered that Mom told me to do the dishes. We’re having guests over.”
“Oh. Would you like me to pack the cookies for you?”
“Thank you so much.”


After Mrs. Ellelai packed up the cookies, I dashed up the stairs to the sixth floor. Entering the kitchen, I almost had a heart attack. The sink was a mess. There were plates coated with the remnants of today’s breakfast and yesterday’s dinner. Jam and maple syrup were crusting on plates. Soggy cereal emitted a horrifying scent, reminiscent of molding cheese and week old laundry. Potato peels were strewn about, as if they were confetti. Some even lay on the floor. Glasses filled with strange concoctions of soda, dirty dish water, tea and milk towered high on the counter tops. A pot filled with water and what looked like slime was tipped over onto the counter. How was I to wash dishes that were as dirty as this???

I reached for the slimy pot and turned on the sink. Big mistake. Water flooded onto the countertops and sinks. A smell like rotting rat was hanging in the air. That for sure meant that using the sink was not possible. Holding the slime coated pot, I ran to the bathroom, hoping that the vile liquid inside would not spill on the carpeting.Safe. I reached the tub without spilling a drop. I sighed with relief, then got to business.

After about what seemed like three hours, all the pots, pans, plates, bowls, and spoons were in the dishwasher or stored safely on the shelves; my arms ached. But, there were still the kitchen countertops to clean. And they were a mess.

That took about another hour. And while I was cleaning, I wondered: why didn’t I just be a maid, instead of an illustrator, since I seem to be pretty good at that. Of course I didn’t mean it, though I did seem to have all the qualifications (washing dishes, vacuuming, sweeping, cooking, polishing, laundry, and babysitting.). even though the career of my choice would have rather been a detective (move over Nancy Drew).

After the countertops sparkled like water reflecting off ocean water, I felt my job was done here. I hurried to my parents’ room. I found my mother sitting at the cramped little corner desk, working on the computer.
“Done!” I announced, like a little kid who finished eating a serving of mac’n’cheese, “Who’s coming over, anyways?”
“Oh, I invited that one friend of yours and her family. What was her name again? Penny.” She replied, still typing furiously and keeping her eyes on the monitor.
“Oh.” I said, letting the fact sink in that one of the most abnoxious girls would be at my house for hours. I left the room, thinking about what I could do. I could not lock myself up in my room, there was no lock (and it would be really mean. And anyways, Penny would talk to me through the door, as if it wasn’t there.)

Soon enough, evening arrived. And I was bored. Maybe having Penny over would be okay. Maybe not. For those of you who don’t know this horrible girl who was named after U.S. currency is, here’s a short summary:
• Her full name is Penelope
• She talks. And doesn’t stop talking.
• She can get somewhat annoying.
• She talks too fast.
While I waited for the bell to ring, I started writing a story that I had been putting off for weeks, because of homework. I had finished typing up until Chapter Three: The Disappearance, when the doorbell announced the arrival of our guests. i got up from my bed and placed my laptop on my writing desk in the corner of my room, then walked towards the door. For a second I had a horrifying fear that Frankenstein (the kidnapper, not the monster) would be waiting, ready to grab me, and maybe even kill me this time for tossing her into jail.
Of course that was just an irrational fear. Penny’s family stepped onto our apartment and started to take in what the apartment looked like. Right away Penny started talking.
“Hi Rena! How are you? I’m fine, but kind of bored. OUCH! My teeth hurt realllllllly bad. I got braces and, omg, they hurt so bad! Hey, did you hear about that girl who ca-------”
I didn’t hear the rest of what Penny was saying because I had walked into the kitchen to help Mom a bit with the food. That was a good thing. Penny could not stop talking once she started. But, then I heard Penny’s mom say that Penny should go and help with serving food. I inwardly groaned. Penny continued talking
“---ght the thief by using a special thing on her laptop. Or something like that. Why is your house sooo hot? Or is that just the kitchen? Hey! Can I see your room??? What does it look like? Mine is pink and it has purple stars on the ceiling. Yeah… I like curtains. Hey, what kind of chickens do you like???? I like the website that tells about every kind of chicken. Do you think they have too much time on their hands? I do to, I like to drink coffee. What kind do you like? I like the coco-cinnamon one. It’s good. Can I please see your room?”
“Rena, why don’t you take your friend to your room? I don’t need anymore help.” Mom said, not realizing that she was dishing out punishment. I headed towards my room, Penny followed behind chattering like a faulty typewriter. Entering my room, she started spurting comments like a fountain. Seriously, that girl could never stop talking.
“Hey, Rena, what’s that paper??? Can I see it? Huh huh huh huh huh!!!!!!”
“Okay Penny, you can see it. But, can you seriously calm down?” I said with a fake exasperated sigh. Penny wanted to see the letter I had gotten from dotpublishers
“ooookay! Wow! This is a …. YOU HAVE A JOB!!!!! Rena, you are soo lucky! And you get to illustrate books, that has got to be the most easiest job ever!!!!!! Oh, who’s book are you illustrating? ……………” Penny fell silent after reading the letter. Then she gasped. I didn’t know she could be silent.
“Is there something wrong?” I asked, slightly worried that she might have gotten sick from too much excitement and too much talking.
“Something wrong? Of course there’s something wrong! Haven’t you heard? Ms. F.N. Blewh has a history. I heard that she’s even been in jail before! And supposedly she murdered someone. I wouldn’t want to work for a murderer. What if she kills you while you’re illustrating. What if she’s a friend of Frankenstein’s?”
A uncomfortable silence hung in the air. I remembered Frankenstein a bit too well. Frankenstein was a crazy lady who had kidnapped Penny and me, so that she could control New York. Frankenstein was now behind the bars, but I still had nightmares that she was back.
“Well, didn’t we deal with Frankenstein? So I can probably get away from de Blewh if something goes wrong.” I said, nervously. I guess Penny must have understood how nervous I was, because she tried to change the topic. But, I could tell she was just bluffing. She was afraid too. If Frankenstein was mad at me, she would be mad at Penny too.
Three weeks later, it was the first day I would be working at dotpublishers. Even though sunshine was streaming in, I tried as hard as I could to stay asleep. But, the light was like as if someone was splashing my face with water. I didn’t want to get up. I had a feeling that something was wrong today. I tried to suppress the horrible feeling that was growing. I struggled out of my bed.

“Hello Rena. Are you excited?” Mom said.
“I guess. Where’s Dad?” I asked sleepily, getting a bowl of cereal out.
“He’s been called.” Mom said. ‘Called’ meant that he was at the fire station.
“So are you taking me to dotpublishers?”
“Yes.”
I herded the cereal into one section of the bowl, trying to drown all the little cornflakes. They wouldn’t get soggy. I tried to keep my mind off what Penny had said about de Blewh. I really did not want to run into Frankenstein again, or one of her horrible friends. If Frankenstein had been ugly and evil, how bad could her friends be?

After finally eating the soggy cereal (which resembled slush), I ran to my room to get a drawing pad and pencil.
“Hurry up, Rena! I’ll leave without you!” Mom said, while I struggled to remember if my pencils were in my drawer, closet, underneath my bed, or in the master bedroom. I was about to give up, when I spotted a pencil peeking out from under my bed. I ran to Mom, where she stood waiting impatiently. I quickly zipped up my boots, and followed Mom out the door.

The building had quiet an impressive size. I didn’t want to gawk at the sky like a tourist, but I wanted to take in everything about the building. The building seemed to be made completely out of glass, the sun was reflecting of and hurting my eyes. I saw a window shut quickly, after I felt two eyes gazing down at me.

I was sure of it now. I could sense a mystery, a web of deceit lurking inside the building…

FN da World Dictator said...

Oh, yeah I remember! There are three parts. Super hilarious.

International Mastermind said...

I just posted it as a comment: otherwise I would have to do all of the 'enters' and stuff.

Random Irregular said...

Whoa. I never knew you could post a comment that is (actually a story) that long.
Keep Going Foofoo:)

Thumb Biter said...

That better not be the end of the story. *glares*
Amazing job!! I love stories about obnoxious kids...especially about what happens to them...*evil laugh* HEHEHEHEHE :D

Thumb Biter said...

oops. je suis bete. xD didn't bother to check the comments, haha.

liltomboyblue11;) said...

i know a person like penny, but he's a boy. big suprise. x-/

Anonymous said...

there is going to be more.

this was supposed to be part 1 of my 'summer job' essay that i had to do. the other 2 parts are boring (the're just normal essay-ish)

so, i basically need to finish typing up the rest.

International Mastermind said...

When you're a famous author one day, you still can't desert us! Promise? :D

Anonymous said...

GO FOOFOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!